CLAPPIN WHACK-A-COURIER
45 seconds. Slap every DIRE courier that pops up. Do not slap OURS. You will slap ours. The guild counter never goes down.
Score
0
Time left
45
Couriers fed (ours)
0
Best score
0
RIVER'S FULL OF DONKEYS
Dire couriers are hauling Divine Rapiers (probably). +10 per Dire courier slapped. −25 and eternal shame per friendly courier slapped.